Herbal Remedy (shota)
"What do you need?" Aizawa asked. He turned to face the shiny dome of his colleague's full helmet, rubbing at his neck.
"I've been having trouble sleeping," Thirteen confessed to the disheveled homeroom teacher. "Everyone suggested I - well, come to you."
He grunted in a noncommittal fashion and began rummaging through his capture weapon.
At this point Elly wandered over and leaned against the wall where they were standing. "Hi, Thirteen."
They waved at each other.
"Here," he said, pulling out a small packet that looked like a tea bag. "Brew this warm and drink it..." He didn't get farther, because his hand was attacked by a loudly purring cat woman. Startled, he backed up from Thirteen and wrapped one arm around Elly as she was wobbling about, nuzzling the fingers of his hand that held the tea bag and licking them.
He slowly looked over at the other woman. "Catnip is relaxing to humans but a stimulant to, ah..."
"Cats."
"Yes." The blush from his face had crept down his neck as well and he had a slightly wild look in his eyes. He didn't have to explain why he was carrying the herb as it was obvious, but he <i>did</i> need to explain to the rest of the teachers in the room why Cheshire was a furry, purring puddle in his arms.
Of special interest to all was why on earth she kept nibbling at his fingers.
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Pickup Lines (zashi)
"Honestly, those pickup lines guys try on us don't work. Ugh." Midnight grumbled, picking up her beer glass from the bar. "We've already decided by the time you try and use one, and they can actually ruin your chances."
"Izzat true?" Hizashi frowned over at the table where they were headed. Elly and the others were laughing at something and he grinned when he heard her giggling.
"It is for me!" She flopped into her seat and waved her glass around, the amber liquid sloshing dangerously close to the top. "Here, Ches - what do <i>you</i> think about pickup lines?"
"Huh?"
"Try one on her, Yamada!"
He blushed but his grin grew even bigger and sat down right beside her. Elly's face was even redder. She choked a little and tried to laugh off her shyness. He picked up her hand and held it to his lips for a moment.
"How about I give you a kiss, baby?" He asked in a low, thrumming voice. "If you don't like it, you can always return it."
Her purple eyes opened wide.
The table erupted moments later in good cheer, whistling and clapping enthusiastically as she threw her arms around his neck for the return kiss, "with interest".
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"What do you need?" Aizawa asked. He turned to face the shiny dome of his colleague's full helmet, rubbing at his neck.
"I've been having trouble sleeping," Thirteen confessed to the disheveled homeroom teacher. "Everyone suggested I - well, come to you."
He grunted in a noncommittal fashion and began rummaging through his capture weapon.
At this point Elly wandered over and leaned against the wall where they were standing. "Hi, Thirteen."
They waved at each other.
"Here," he said, pulling out a small packet that looked like a tea bag. "Brew this warm and drink it..." He didn't get farther, because his hand was attacked by a loudly purring cat woman. Startled, he backed up from Thirteen and wrapped one arm around Elly as she was wobbling about, nuzzling the fingers of his hand that held the tea bag and licking them.
He slowly looked over at the other woman. "Catnip is relaxing to humans but a stimulant to, ah..."
"Cats."
"Yes." The blush from his face had crept down his neck as well and he had a slightly wild look in his eyes. He didn't have to explain why he was carrying the herb as it was obvious, but he <i>did</i> need to explain to the rest of the teachers in the room why Cheshire was a furry, purring puddle in his arms.
Of special interest to all was why on earth she kept nibbling at his fingers.
-
Pickup Lines (zashi)
"Honestly, those pickup lines guys try on us don't work. Ugh." Midnight grumbled, picking up her beer glass from the bar. "We've already decided by the time you try and use one, and they can actually ruin your chances."
"Izzat true?" Hizashi frowned over at the table where they were headed. Elly and the others were laughing at something and he grinned when he heard her giggling.
"It is for me!" She flopped into her seat and waved her glass around, the amber liquid sloshing dangerously close to the top. "Here, Ches - what do <i>you</i> think about pickup lines?"
"Huh?"
"Try one on her, Yamada!"
He blushed but his grin grew even bigger and sat down right beside her. Elly's face was even redder. She choked a little and tried to laugh off her shyness. He picked up her hand and held it to his lips for a moment.
"How about I give you a kiss, baby?" He asked in a low, thrumming voice. "If you don't like it, you can always return it."
Her purple eyes opened wide.
The table erupted moments later in good cheer, whistling and clapping enthusiastically as she threw her arms around his neck for the return kiss, "with interest".
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