Working from home (shota) 1

 Elly yawned as she opened up her laptop. She rubbed sleepily at her furry ears, blinking as she tapped some commands in and set up her camera.

It was time to check in with the teenagers at U.A and see how they were coping with staying indoors during a villian-induced pandemic. No one could leave their living areas and she'd been busy as the enforced isolation had begun stressing people out.

The teenagers logged in one after another, chatting while they did and waving at her onscreen. She stifled another yawn before giving in to the need for caffeine.

"Okay, guys, I'm a little sleepy so hang on while I get a cup of coffee."

When she wandered off the camera was pointed at the dark hallway between the kitchen and living room. The students watched in horror as a figure lurched out of a side room and began a lumbering approach.

<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>What is that?</i>

<b>Jirou</b>: <i>It looks creepy, whatever it is.</i>

<b>Koji</b>: <i>Does Ms. Elly have any pets?</i>

<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>That's too big to be a pet, dumbass!</i>

A low sound made them all hump. It was a cross between a groan and a growl, darkly threatening or perhaps in pain.

<b>Iida</b>: <i>Do you think she's in danger? Should we intervene?</i>

<b>Momo</b>: <i>We're not supposed to leave our dorm.</i>

<b>Kaminari</b>: <i>It's moving!</i>

The shadow began to shuffle towards them until a person came into sight. It was their scruffy homeroom teacher, which in itself was a surprise. When he appeared his gait was understandable, since he'd lost his leg some time ago and wasn't wearing the prosthetic at the moment. No one really concentrated on that, however, as he wore a tattered black robe, open at the front and completely naked underneath. 

<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>MR. AIZAWA?!</i>

<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Holy shit.</i>

<b>Jirou</b>: <i>WHAT.</i>

<b>Ochaco</b>: <i>!!!</i>

<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>Is he - is he -</i>

<b>Iida</b>: <i>Our teacher indisposed...</i>

<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Just say it. He's buck ass naked under that ratty thing.</i>

Not knowing he had an audience of more than one Aizawa scratched at an unruly clump of chest hair and yawned, frowning. He cleared his throat before speaking but his voice was still slurred with sleep.

"My queen? You in here?"

"Yeah, I'm making coffee, but -"

"I thought we were going to have sex. Make up your mind so I know how long I can nap."

<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>OKAY.</i>

<b>Mina</b>: <i>AAAAAHH! </i> ♡

<b>Kirishima</b>: <i>You're too excited!</i>

<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>I'm gonna fucking throw up.</i>

<b>Kaminari</b>: <i>Mr. Aizawa and - and the counselor?!</i>

<b>Mineta</b>: <i>Oh.</i>

<b>Mineta</b>: <i>He</i> does <i>do it without the leg.</i>

<b>Mina, Ochaco, Iida</b>: <i>MINETA!</i>

"I thought you knew I had the online session with 1-A today!"

Aizawa turned slowly to look where she was pointing and saw the laptop open with the class engaged. He reached down and tied the flapping sides of his robe closed with the fabric belt. "I very clearly did <i>not</i> remember," he sighed. 

"The camera's on," Elly informed him with a flick of her ears.

The dark-haired man's entire countenance changed. His eye widened as his body grew stiff with shock and he wobbled unsteadily for a moment before he grabbed at the wall.

"<i>Fuck.</i>"

<b>Mineta</b>: <i>Not now.</i>

<b>Mina</b>: <i>MINETA!</i>

<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Gross.</i>

Elly leaned over and firmly turned him to face the hall once more. "Go to bed, Sho. I'll handle this."

He waved a hand vaguely around in the computer's direction. "Make sure they know I'll string anyone up that even <i>thinks</i> about this again."

"I think they know your feelings on the matter, dear."

<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>He's not even embarrassed..!</i>

<b>Ochaco</b>: <i>I bet he is.</i>

<b>Tsuyu</b>: <i>His face was red.</i>

<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>SHUT UP! I don't wanna think about this more than I have to!</i>

Elly sat down and faced the class with a wry expression. "No one wants to talk about it, right?"

<b>Mineta</b>: <i> But -</i>

<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>NO! Or I swear I'll break out and strangle your scrawny ass!</i>

Everyone agreed.

"Right. It never happened."

Working from home 2

 The first thing Hizashi did after he threw on a t-shirt and sweats was call for an emergency staff meeting. His girlfriend wandered into their bedroom in a daze, her cheeks red and tail waving around behind her like a warning flag. She didn't pay much attention to him while he rushed around in a frenzy, but then again his energy levels were always erratic to begin with. Elly decided it was better to let him calm down for a bit by himself.

He grabbed her laptop and contaced everyone. Most of their colleagues joined the chat right away; he sighed with relief that this would all hopefully be over in a few minutes. His best friend, however, was not one to make such a thing easy.

<b>Eraserhead</b>: <i>Mic, please tell me why half of my class is frantically texting me.</i>

<b>Cementoss</b>: <i>Do we all need to do this? Sounds like this was Class 1-A business.</i>

<b>Thirteen</b>: <i>Mic wanted us all here.</i>

Hizashi sighed. "I, uh. Yeah. So, I <i>kinda</i> walked out half naked while Cheshire was having an online session with 1-A -"

Yagi started coughing frantically in the background and didn't type for quite awhile.

<b>Eraserhead</b>: <i>I told you something like this was bound to happen if you two weren't careful.</i>

<b>Ectoplasm</b>: <i>They're... together?</i>

"We've been seeing each other for almost a year. She moved in last weekend."

<b>Ectoplasm</b>: <i>Aizawa? You knew?</i>

<b>Eraserhead</b>: <i>We live in the same building. Of course I knew.</i>

<b>Hound Dog</b>: <i>About time you came out about it.</i>

<b>Thirteen</b>: <i>Yeah, congratulations! But I understand the reasoning behind keeping things like this private, too.</i>

<b>All Might</b>: <i>Congratulations, Mic!</i>

<b>Aizawa</b>: <i>Why are we congratulating him again?</i>

<b>Ectoplasm</b>: <i>Because they're happy?.</i>

"Yeah." Hizashi rubbed the back of his neck with a wry grin. "And it was gonna happen sooner or later, right?"

<b>Snipe</b>: <i>You walkin' out in your drawers in front of the students?</i>

"I didn't mean <i>that</i>!" 

<b>Aizawa</b>: <i>Obviously.</i>

"I meant the, uh, that we're together."

There was an awkward pause, then something happened to make it far worse.

"Zashi, honey," a sweet voice called out from the hall. 

<b>Aizawa</b>: <i>!!!</i>

"I thought we could use some downtime after what happened, relax a little..." Elly trailed off, her ears flicking when she noticed the hasty setup on the table.

Hizashi glanced up and froze, his ears immediately flushing red as he took in the sight before him.

His girlfriend was wearing one of his leather jackets - probably the older one they had one set aside for this purpose -- and not much else. Elly had carefully dressed in a matching leather bikini set that complimented his look.

<b>All Might</b>: <i>Holy</i> shit, <i>Yamada!</i>

(<b>All Might has left the chat</b>)

<b>Eraserhead</b>: <i>...</i>

<b>Hound Dog</b>: <i>...</i>

(<b>Hound Dog has left the chat</b>)

(<b>Ectoplasm has left the chat</b>)

<b>Thirteen</b>: <i>You still there, Aizawa?</i>

<b>Eraserhead</b>: <i>Yes.</i>

<b>Thirteen</b>: <i>We probably should, ah, log out too.</i>

<b>Eraserhead</b>: <i>Yes.</i>

<b>Thirteen</b>: <i>AIZAWA.</i>

Aizawa sniffed once, then shook his head, breaking the trance he was in. 

<b>Eraserhead</b>: <i>Yes!</i>

Hizashi reached up with a trembling hand and snapped the laptop closed.

"Okay, we're even," he groaned. 

"You could have told me you were on call, you know," she remarked sourly. 

"I dunno. I think you made Aizawa's year."

Elly wrinkled her nose and sat on his lap, snuggling close while he curled his arms around her. "Is that supposed to make me feel better?"

"Um... yeah, nah. Guess not. I got somethin' that might, though."

"<i>I</i> was trying to do that for you!"

"Best two out of three?"