Fluff - b

 "Now this is more like it!" Kayama nodded as she read the next question. "What's your favorite part of her body?"

Despite the potential for any number of provocative answers, Hizashi's reply was not only swift but completely unexpected. "Her eyes," he said simply.

Elly's ears perked, the furry points swiveling toward him as she turned her head. "What? Your eyes are far more interesting," she told him with a purr. "They can look green, or gold, or even red under the sunglasses you wear as Mic... not to mention those cu - uh, the little spirals around the pupils." She caught her breath as he blinked at her, squinting as if he was trying to tell if she were serious.

"Mine? Really?"

Kayama banged the table again in irritation. "No way! That's not really a body part, it's, well, her eyes. Too safe an answer."

"I like her ears, too," he coughed. "They're -"

"Furry?" She flicked them at him and he laughed.

"They're fuzzy! Everyone likes fuzzy kitty ears, right? Right?" He waved his hands around, gesturing with them over his head and looking at the messy lump of dark hair to his left. "<i>Right</i>?!"

"I said I wanted to pet them <i>once</i>," Aizawa growled darkly.

"Did he just say..?"

"You're <i>killing</i> me here," Kayama groaned dramatically. "Are you that much of an innocent?"

"I think Yamada's answer is romantic," Yagi murmured.

"Her <i>ears</i> are <i>romantic</i>?" She adjusted her glasses with a tap of one finger, frowning.

The loud man grew louder as he grew more exasperated. "Fer cryin' out loud, you want the dirty answer? Like, what I stare at like some kinda lewd idiot 'cause of the way her Hero suit fits... uhhhh. You know. It's tight." Hizashi took a long swallow of beer, ears flaming. "<i>Whoops</i>."

"Now we're getting somewhere!"

"Ain't gonna say it," he muttered into the mug.

"Where? Her butt? Or are you a boob guy?"

Elly covered her mouth to stave off a fit of giggles. "<i>Kayama</i>!"

She raised her eyebrows at them, grinning fiercely. "Ass or tits, Yamada?" She nudged the bubbling brew closer to him. "Answer or you drink."

"I didn't mean either!" He burst out, his eyes a little wild. "I'm a fuckin' perv, okay? Next question!"

Yagi coughed blood into his hand. "<i>Yamada</i>!"

"Wait, what's that mean if it's... ohhhh." Elly crossed her legs under the table and Hizashi nearly passed out.