Sunday, August 22, 2021

Fluff Alphabet (Hizashi)

 It was Friday night, time for some of the teachers at U.A to gather for their regular outing to a bar or restaurant. Tonight it was only a few; but to the regulars' delight - most of them, anyway -- All Might had decided to come as well.


Things went south in record time as the good sake and beer flowed, and after awhile Kayama held up her phone with a naughty giggle. Everyone seated around the table paused, the low sound cutting through conversation instantly.

Aizawa raised his head from where it had been drooping onto his arms and sighed wearily. "Ugh. Not the laugh..."

"Yeah, now what ya got planned?" Hizashi cringed, leaning ever-so-slightly in the direction of the woman beside him, U.A's counselor.

Elly's ears perked and she unconsciously did the same, listing toward the blond-haired man as she eyed Kayama warily across the table. "No more mixed drinks!" She eyed the casually dressed Voice Hero in concern. "I'm not letting you pawn off any more of those concoctions on him."

"Aw." Hizashi draped an arm across the back of the booth. "You really do care, Ches."

"You passed out on top of me for fifteen minutes! I had to pee!"

Yagi sipped at his water and eyed the dark-haired woman beside him, obviously nervous. "What are you up to?" He asked in a low voice.

Kayama, however, was far from quiet as she waved her phone in the air, crowing with delight. "I found a quiz! <i>Look</i>, it's like a cutesy love test thing, you answer all these questions and see how compatible you are with someone!" The whole table groaned and Aizawa buried his head in his arms with a very loud and unmistakable snore. "Spoilsport," she muttered, her large, ruby red lips jutting out in an impressive pout.

"Who wants to do <i>that</i>? Why don't we just get some more food, yeah? Yeah?! I could go for -"

"I want you to take it," she pointed at Hizashi, interrupting him. "Yamada, you sit right there and answer these with Ches in mind, okay?"

Elly's tail fluffed out in all directions, smacking against the back of the booth. She gasped loudly, her face suddenly aflame. "What!"

"<i>Whaaat</i>?!"

"Inside voice, idiot," Aizawa snarled as he canceled the Voice Hero's quirk just in time. Hizashi choked, eyes wide and pointing at his throat as he was forcibly muted.

Yagi squinted at her. "Are you sure, Kayama? This, uh, doesn't seem to be a good idea..."

She winked at him. "Trust me." Then, to Hizashi, "it's either that or test my new drink!"

Elly was too busy struggling for breath to argue, and Hizashi cringed back as he watched the abysmal vapors drifting out of the vile, purple glass of unidentified liquid Kayama was pushing at him.

"I'll take the quiz," he said quickly, hands in the air with a panicked look on his face.

This was met with an evil cackle. "All right. Here we go..."

Hizashi rubbed nervously at the bridge of his nose, popping his glasses up. "Shit," he groaned. "What'd I get myself into?"


<i>What he got himself into</i>:

<b>A = Admiration</b>
What do you absolutely adore about her?

<b>B = Body</b>
What is your favorite part of her body?

<b>C = Cuddling</b>
How would you like to cuddle her?

<b>D = Dates</b>
What does your ideal date with her look like?

<b>E = Emotions</b>
How do you express emotion around her?

<b>F = Family</b>
Do you want one? Does she?

<b>G = Gifts</b>
How do you feel about gift giving and what are your general habits?

<b>H = Holding Hands</b>
When and how do you like to hold hands?

<b>I = Injury</b>
How would you act if she got hurt?

<b>J = Jokes</b>
Do you like to joke around with or prank her?

<b>K = Kisses</b>
How would you like to kiss her?

<b>L = Love</b>
How would you show your love for her?

<b>M = Memory</b>
Favorite memory together?

<b>N = Nightmare</b>
What is her worst fear?

<b>O = Oddity</b>
What is one eccentricity she has?

<b>P = Pet Names</b>
What do you call her?

<b>Q = Quality Time</b>
How would you like to spend time with her?

<b>R = Rhythm</b>
What song reminds you of her?

<b>S = Secrets</b>
How open are you with her?

<b>T = Time</b>
How long did it take you to get together?

<b>U = Upset</b>
How does she act when you’re upset?

<b>V = Vaunt
What are you proud of? Do you like to show her off?

<b>W = Warrior</b>
How do you feel about her fighting?

<b>X = X-Ray</b>
How well are you able to read her?

<b>Y = Yes</b>
How would you propose to her?

<b>Z = Zen</b>
What calms her down?

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