Elly yawned as she opened up her laptop. She rubbed sleepily at her furry ears, blinking as she tapped some commands in and set up her camera.
It was time to check in with the teenagers at U.A and see how they were coping with staying indoors during a villian-induced pandemic. No one could leave their living areas and she'd been busy as the enforced isolation had begun stressing people out.
The teenagers logged in one after another, chatting while they did and waving at her onscreen. She stifled another yawn before giving in to the need for caffeine.
"Okay, guys, I'm a little sleepy so hang on while I get a cup of coffee."
When she wandered off the camera was pointed at the dark hallway between the kitchen and living room. The students watched in horror as a figure lurched out of a side room and began a lumbering approach.
<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>What is that?</i>
<b>Jirou</b>: <i>It looks creepy, whatever it is.</i>
<b>Koji</b>: <i>Does Ms. Elly have any pets?</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>That's too big to be a pet, dumbass!</i>
A low sound made them all hump. It was a cross between a groan and a growl, darkly threatening or perhaps in pain.
<b>Iida</b>: <i>Do you think she's in danger? Should we intervene?</i>
<b>Momo</b>: <i>We're not supposed to leave our dorm.</i>
<b>Kaminari</b>: <i>It's moving!</i>
The shadow began to shuffle towards them until a person came into sight. It was their scruffy homeroom teacher, which in itself was a surprise. When he appeared his gait was understandable, since he'd lost his leg some time ago and wasn't wearing the prosthetic at the moment. No one really concentrated on that, however, as he wore a tattered black robe, open at the front and completely naked underneath.
<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>MR. AIZAWA?!</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Holy shit.</i>
<b>Jirou</b>: <i>WHAT.</i>
<b>Ochaco</b>: <i>!!!</i>
<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>Is he - is he -</i>
<b>Iida</b>: <i>Our teacher indisposed...</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Just say it. He's buck ass naked under that ratty thing.</i>
Not knowing he had an audience of more than one Aizawa scratched at an unruly clump of chest hair and yawned, frowning. He cleared his throat before speaking but his voice was still slurred with sleep.
"My queen? You in here?"
"Yeah, I'm making coffee, but -"
"I thought we were going to have sex. Make up your mind so I know how long I can nap."
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>OKAY.</i>
<b>Mina</b>: <i>AAAAAHH! </i> ♡
<b>Kirishima</b>: <i>You're too excited!</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>I'm gonna fucking throw up.</i>
<b>Kaminari</b>: <i>Mr. Aizawa and - and the counselor?!</i>
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>Oh.</i>
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>He</i> does <i>do it without the leg.</i>
<b>Mina, Ochaco, Iida</b>: <i>MINETA!</i>
"I thought you knew I had the online session with 1-A today!"
Aizawa turned slowly to look where she was pointing and saw the laptop open with the class engaged. He reached down and tied the flapping sides of his robe closed with the fabric belt. "I very clearly did <i>not</i> remember," he sighed.
"The camera's on," Elly informed him with a flick of her ears.
The dark-haired man's entire countenance changed. His eye widened as his body grew stiff with shock and he wobbled unsteadily for a moment before he grabbed at the wall.
"<i>Fuck.</i>"
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>Not now.</i>
<b>Mina</b>: <i>MINETA!</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Gross.</i>
Elly leaned over and firmly turned him to face the hall once more. "Go to bed, Sho. I'll handle this."
He waved a hand vaguely around in the computer's direction. "Make sure they know I'll string anyone up that even <i>thinks</i> about this again."
"I think they know your feelings on the matter, dear."
<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>He's not even embarrassed..!</i>
<b>Ochaco</b>: <i>I bet he is.</i>
<b>Tsuyu</b>: <i>His face was red.</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>SHUT UP! I don't wanna think about this more than I have to!</i>
Elly sat down and faced the class with a wry expression. "No one wants to talk about it, right?"
<b>Mineta</b>: <i> But -</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>NO! Or I swear I'll break out and strangle your scrawny ass!</i>
Everyone agreed.
"Right. It never happened."
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