Elly yawned as she opened up her laptop. She rubbed sleepily at her furry ears, blinking as she tapped some commands in and set up her camera.
It was time to check in with the teenagers at U.A and see how they were coping with staying indoors during a villian-induced pandemic. No one could leave their living areas and she'd been busy seeing as it had begun stressing people out.
The teenagers logged in one after another, chatting while they did and waving at her onscreen. She stifled another yawn before giving in to the need for caffeine.
"Okay, guys, I'm a little sleepy so hang on while I get a cup of coffee."
<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>Of course, Ms. Cheshire.</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Kiss ass.</i>
<b>Mina</b>, <b>Ochaco</b>: <i>Bakugo!</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Deal with it.</i>
<b>Iida</b>: <i>You shouldn't speak to the school counselor like that. Not only is it unbecoming of a hero, she -</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>WHO THE HELL IS THAT</i>
A tall, blond man with his hair tied up in a messy bun and red glasses strolled casually out of the hallway scratching his chest. As he came closer the class noticed he was almost completely naked.
<b>Mina</b>: <i>Oh my GOD!</i>
<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>Is - is that Present Mic?!</i>
<b>Jirou</b>: <i>Oh no</i>
<b>Jirou</b>: <i>Oh no no no no NO</i>
<b>Ochaco</b>: <i>We saw him during that hostage exercise, remember? That's him.</i>
<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>We didn't see</i> that <i>much of him.</i>
<b>Jirou</b>: <i>...</i>
<b>Jirou</b>: <i>Nope</i>
(<b>Jirou has left the session</b>)
Hizashi yawned, stretching his arms over his head and blinking sleepily. He turned and, rather unfortunately for him, faced the camera head on.
He was wearing a leopard print thong slung low on his hips and nothing else.
<b>Iida</b>: <i>EVERYONE LOOK AWAY!</i>
<b>Kirishima</b>: <i>It's not like we can unsee it, bro.</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>I wish.</i>
<b>Tsuyu</b>: <i>I guess it's true what they say about tall guys.</i>
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>Is not! Short guys have just as much...</i>
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>...</i>
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>...wait</i>
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>Is he even human?!</i>
<b>Iida</b>: <i>No one should be commenting on our teacher's physical appearance! That is highly inapropriate!</i>
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>THAT'S highly inapropriate!!!</i>
<b>Mina</b>: <i>You owe me, Kiri!!!</i>
<b>Kirishima</b>: <i>You're crazy good at spotting people hooking up. But I gotta ask - how has he not noticed us yet?</i>
<b>Sero</b>: <i>I don't</i> think <i>he's awake yet..?</i>
<b>Mina</b>: <i>How has he not noticed?!</i>
<b>Midoriya</b>: <i>I - I can't do this I can't -</i>
Hizashi turned again and grinned slyly, obviously spotting Elly in the kitchen.
"Hey, babygirl," he crooned in a voice thick with innuendo. "I'm gettin' cold back there by myself. Why'd ya <i>leeeeeave</i>?"
<b>Mina</b>: <i>Awwww ♡♡♡</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Ewwww</i>
"Zashi!" Elly rushed into the room, coffee cup sloshing brown liquid everywhere and panic clearly written all over her blushing features. "The session with 1-A!"
He blinked and finally noticed the coffee table where her laptop was sitting open. He looked slowly down at himself. Once his mind finally caught up with what she'd said his golden eyes grew giant and he threw himself noisily to the floor.
<b>Bakugou</b>: <i>Gross. Didn't need to know our teachers were fucking.</i>
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>How long ago do you think they were -</i>
<b>Mina</b>: <i>You'd better be talking about them dating and NOTHING else.</i>
<b>Iida</b>: <i>Yes... well, excuse me for being so forward, but are you two a formal couple?</i>
<b>Bakugo</b>: <i>Again, gross. Didn't need to think about our teachers having random hookups, either.</i>
Elly sighed as she sat down, setting her half-empty mug beside the laptop. "We're in a serious relationship."
"We'll announce it properly now." Hizashi's voice floated up from where he was hiding.
"We kept it mostly under wraps since Mic is a celebrity hero," she explained. "There's less fuss this way."
"I just wanted to <i>cuddle</i>," he whined unhappily, his face popping up to peer at her computer screen. "Not that lettin' everyone know is a bad thing! But <i>this</i> freakin' sucks."
Everyone agreed.
Elly rubbed the side of her face with one hand. "Look, we all know what happened. We'll try much harder on our part to make sure it doesn't, ever again. Does anyone have any other questions or concerns?"
Hizashi's eyes narrowed when Mineta started typing. "Anyone <i>else</i>?"
<b>Mineta</b>: <i>Aw, c'mon!</i>
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